The Food Hostage Situation

Dear Human,

There have been new developments regarding the food hostage situation here at PLVH. I think it is important that you be fully informed as to the severity of what is going on here. To aid in pleading my case, I have included a small exhibit below as an example of what I’ve been forced to deal with. I am trying to keep my patience, but must admit that I am fairly distraught.

Hungrily Yours,

Lou

food text 1       food text 2

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