I have new reports on the trials and tribulations I am facing here at PLVH. Today I’d like to introduce you to Oscar. Oscar is a young adult dachshund who may look cute but is 12 pounds of pure terror. He eats my food, he steals my toys, and all he wants to do is play games. Despite my repeated training regarding my personal space bubble, Oscar insists on trying to engage me in activities like chase, tag, keep away, and other such horrors. He also seems to have no qualms about all that fluffy white stuff, which in and of itself is suspicious.
Below I have included video evidence with which I hope to make you aware of my plight. Please send reinforcements.