As you know, rations are sometimes scarce here at PLVH. With all these absurd ideas floating around like exercise and dieting, there have even been days where I have found my food bowl to be half empty. HALF EMPTY. Desperate times require creative solutions, and so I am training everyone in the office to trade kisses for cookies. While this project is progressing remarkably well, there are moments where I still find myself faint with hunger. Please send food.