Kisses for Cookies

Dear Human,

As you know, rations are sometimes scarce here at PLVH. With all these absurd ideas floating around like exercise and dieting, there have even been days where I have found my food bowl to be half empty. HALF EMPTY. Desperate times require creative solutions, and so I am training everyone in the office to trade kisses for cookies. While this project is progressing remarkably well, there are moments where I still find myself faint with hunger. Please send food.

Completely Starved,

Lou

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