You may have heard through the grapevine that Valentines Day is the feast of St. Valentine which is observed on February 14th of every year. This is rubbish; merely a story invented to detract from the true meaning of Valentines Day. Valentines Day (like most holidays), actually originated as a form of worship to cats. I mean, think about it – Valentines Day is about hearts, love, acceptance, and catnip. Who should you have more love and catnip in your heart for other than your very own beloved cat? I rest my case.
On this day of worship I shall be expecting all manor of gifts, and I’ve even dressed up for the occasion.
In case you are feeling uninspired, I shall provide a list of gifts which would be acceptable.
- More Napping Baskets
- Mice (the kind that don’t run too fast, as this is a day for relaxation)
- String (and lots of it)
- A Dog-Free Day
- Lots of Food (on the floor, not the xray table)
- An Acceleration to Spring (so I can enjoy my
- Fuzzy Blankets
I will be waiting patiently for your offerings.