“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley
you may consider this message a warning.
“Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown
“Cats don’t like change without their consent.” – Roger Caras
*cough* Food on the xray table *cough*
The best advice I can give you is to heed Terry Pratchett.
“In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett