Bad Memories

Dear Human,

You would think after the entire Pandora Debacle my staff would have learned that this is a one cat clinic.

For a while I thought things were going well. They even invited me to be the calendar model for the year, so clearly they were reverently worshiping me as they should be.

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#Fabulous

I’m not sure what’s gotten into them but all of a sudden my world was turned on its head again by the arrival of more kittens.

Here I am, innocently sitting on the counter and then BAM. There they were.

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I’m beginning to note an unwanted presence

 

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Don’t you dare come up here

 

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What pat of the word “no” did you not understand?

 

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Seriously, get off my counter NOW!

I’m still coming up with a suitable punishment. In the meantime I’m comforting myself by kicking the dog out of her bed and making it my new napping place.

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Sneakers napping comfortably

 

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#NoShame

My staff’s memory may be all too short, but I have the memory of an elephant.

Forgetting Nothing,

Lou

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Beyond Words

Dear Human,

I’m so enraged it is difficult to put paw to paper. As you know, I am normally quite eloquent but this situation has rendered me nearly speechless. I do not even know where to begin. Should I start with the blog stealing, the complete lack of attention and respect from my staff, or perhaps the preposterous conclusion that I might not like boxes as much as the little pipsqueak does? AS IF ANYONE COULD LOVE BOXES MORE THAN I DO!

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Do you really need proof?

Excuse me while I hyperventilate into this paper bag…

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I will be calm, I will be calm, I will be calm…

Does she not understand that PLVH is a one cat clinic? That I am the only cat who matters here? That I do not deign to keep company with her, boxes or not? DOES SHE REALLY NOT SEE IT?

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Calm. I am calm.

And to my traitorous staff – you have stabbed me in the back. I do not know if I can ever forgive you.

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The Virginia state seal expresses my current sentiments perfectly. #EtTuBrute #RevengeIsNigh

You have a lot to make up for, and I’d like to see you try.

Hurt and Betrayed,

Lou

Pandora’s Box

Hello Humans!

My name is Pandora and I’m a 6 week old Domestic Shorthair. Because I was orphaned at only a day old I have been living with the PLVH staff ever since I can remember and it’s been great!

There’s a big white fluffy thing that lives here also. His name is Lou and I’ve been trying to make friends but all he does is hiss and run away. I think he might be shy. However, it’s thanks to him that I heard about this really cool thing called a blog! I’m still working on figuring out computers entirely, but I figured in the meantime Lou won’t mind if I borrow his blog.

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A little bit about myself: I was born in a barn here in New Hampshire but I only have vague memories of that because I came to live at PLVH soon after. Here’s a picture of me during snack time when I was only about two weeks old. Don’t judge, I was having a bad hair day.

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I also get a lot of baths while I’m here.

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Now that I’ve graduated from bottles to regular kitten food I get to have my own cage and toys. They even made special boxes for me! I thought Lou would want to share my boxes, but he seemed rather grumpy about the whole thing. Maybe he doesn’t enjoy boxes as much as I do?

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Sometimes I get to play on the front desk as well. There are all kinds of strings and toys and funny gadgets there for me to enjoy. I also have a lot of soft, fuzzy toys. Here is a video of me at the front desk so you can see all of the fun things for yourself!

Sometimes Lou sits at the front desk as well, but he doesn’t seem to enjoy the toys as much as I do. He always leaves to go sit in the office when I’m playing with the stapler. He has no idea what he’s missing out on! Maybe I’ll go ask him again if he wants to share my boxes.

Until next time!

Love,

Pandora