Dear Human,
As you know, felines are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum.
However, sometimes that’s hard to do around here. I like to abide by certain rules. For example, I do not partake in activities that make me look foolish. I do not exercise more than is strictly required. I do not lower myself to the level of playing games with the dog.
I try to make myself clear on all of these points, I really do.
However, some individuals (I won’t use any names) just can’t take a hint.
What’s a cat got to do around here to get some peace?!
Missing My Zen,
Lou
PS When I said I wouldn’t use names I never promised not to use any photo evidence.